Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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