I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I smell like Dick and happiness
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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