Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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