This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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