me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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