: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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