I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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