Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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