Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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