she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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