Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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