I'm going to jail i love you
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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