I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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