how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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