mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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