yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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