well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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