ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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