idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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