I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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