haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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