he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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