If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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