i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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