just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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