Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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