you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He did a backflip because drugs
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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