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I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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