Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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