hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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