just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Everyone says I win the strip club
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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