does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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