i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh god it's open bar.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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