She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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