So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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