Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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