Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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