Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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