you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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