She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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