Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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