im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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