Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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