so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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