im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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