You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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