My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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