wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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