Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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