You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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